Cookies Cheetah Piss Pre-Roll Session - 1g Joint from the Ontario Cannabis Store
With Drake topping the charts and hosting another overpriced (but epic) concert in Toronto, it really does seem like things have gone back to normal and all is well in the world (despite global warfare, trade barriers, remaining travel barriers and airport woes). Said Drake concert was cancelled due to the 6 God contracting COVID-19 ….WOES!
Stay informed and engaged with what's going on in your local and global community, but also remember to take some time to go for for a walk, smell the roses, and enjoy some high quality cannabis and ME time. One of my favourite activities is meeting up with some of my most old school friends and having a classic throwback session. This high adventure will likely include bottle tokes, fast food drive-thrus, multiple Tim Hortons parking lots, park bleacher smoke, video games, endless rants, park beers, and lots of random shenanigans.
The Setting
It was the Civic Holiday long weekend and I had a huge landscaping project to complete. Manual labour, swinging the sledge hammer and lugging big ass stones around, I would require maximum cannabis fuelled energy. Luckily, I had procured and saved the new Cookies drop for such an occasion. Will these Cookies genetics pulsate through my veins and filled me with energy and vigor for this upcoming task?
Tale of the Tape:
Product Name: Cookies Collective Pre-Roll
Cultivar: Cheetah P (keeping the piss more discrete)
Total THC: 22.15%
Total Terpenes: Not Listed
Top Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Germacrene.
Species: Hybrid
Pack Size: 1.0g (single) Pre-Roll
Packaged On: June 15, 2022 by Noya Cannabis Inc
Additional Information: Cheetah P is a strain collaboration between Cookies and Lemonnade. Cheetah P buds are dark purple and green with a heavy coating of frosty trichomes.
Session Vibe:
My Cookies Power Rankings:
Cheetah P
GP2.0
This ranking is always evolving and leads to some heated high conversations lol. Another session always leads to more laughs and higher level thoughts.
My Thoughts and First Impressions:
It was a smooth clean burn with an absolutely beautiful resin ring. It had a sweet and cake like taste with notes of fruit and gelato. As I worked my way down the joint, I could begin to feel tingles in my arms and legs as they subtly started building. With the sun shining and music playing, I was feeling the full effects of the Cheetah Piss and all was right again in the world as I began to tackle my landscaping project.
I made a huge dent into the project on day 1 and my back was absolutely savaged after a long day of work. As always, the show must go on as I proceed to roll another joint.
I enjoyed Cheetah P, but it was not overly memorable or impactful. It was a good smoke. I will keep smoking additional batches and see how I feel about this strain long-term. Let’s hope the Cookies Collective keeps releasing new and exciting products.
