THINKER CLASSICS - Jack Herer 3.5g Flower (ON) Review
I consider myself a CLASSIC MAN and as individual who likes to take their time to ponder and pontificate, the THINKER brand is right up my alley. I have previously reviewed some of their other products here.
Jack Herer is a cannabis activist, who was the inspiration for the naming of this strain. Traditionalists would call it a “classic” sativa, for its high potency and euphoric effects. From the legacy market, to the now legal recreational market in Ontario, Jack Herer is still bringing the heat, the high and those warm and familiar feelings. It adds that vigor to your step, +2 Vigor.
Tale of the Tape:
Dried Flower
Total THC: 24%
Total Terpenes: 2.73%
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrene
Pack Size: 3.5 grams (1/8 of an oz)
Packaged On: September 29, 2023 by Cannabis Co-Pack
Aroma & Flavour: Lemon, Gas, Pepper
Bag Appeal
These plastic cylinder containers are a bit tricky to first open, especially with the excise sticker seal. Once the seal is broken, they do pop open easily, and I smoked through this eighth very quickly.
I was immediately hit with that very familiar fruity scent, I always refer to it as the “Juicy Fruit” smell (juicy fruit gum always has the same distinct fruit scent and its oh so GOOD!). The package contained 4 medium size nugs, more loose type of bud density considering it is a sativa leaning hybrid. They were a touch on the dry side, but they felt good and were sticky to the touch. It is currently May 2024 and this was packaged in September 2023, so maybe that contributed to the dryness. I have no problem smoking cannabis that is within 1 year of the package date, so no shots are being fired here.
Regardless, for the price, it looked good, smelled good and provided that warm high I was looking for.
Half Baked Thoughts
The high was good, but it is the power up and slowly feel your energy being sucked out of you until you re-power-up type of HIGH. Nonetheless, I kept rolling, rolling rolling, and chain smoked 3 Joints (#origami) of this old friend. Sometimes you just gotta get the rolling tray out, and listen to some classic music or an old favourite album. Banging out 3 Js solo and taking a trip down memory lane is an underrated way to reflect and return yourself to centre. Never be afraid to get really really really high and take time to THINK about your life, goals and behaviour patterns.
Nostalgia is a powerful thing, and you can’t mess with the classics. As a fan of the THINKER brand, I will be testing out their other releases, they also have a THINKER CLASSICS Purple Haze product in the same product line.
Note to self, I should get baked and visit a classic arcade this summer. Retro gaming, pinball and ping pong are some of the best high activities……now you know!
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