Kolab Project - Platinum Jelly 7.0g Dried Flower Bag Review
I needed something EXOTIC in my life.
Enter Platinum Jelly: Jelly Breath x Platinum.
In the Legacy Days, you would need to take your Plug’s word for it that they got the best and most EXOTIC cannabis that will get you SKY HIGH! These transactions would often take place in the backseat of a car, meeting in some random park or picking up in a sketchy basement on the wrong side of town….
Oh the good ol’ days. Now we gotta TRUST the marketing departments of Cannabis LPs and sift through the Instagram Hype to answer are these the REAL Exotics and will they take me to the MOON?
And what are we eating after?
Tale of the Tape:
Kolab Project - Platinum Jelly
Total THC: 28.3%
Total CBD: 0.1%
Total Terpenes: 5.17%
Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene
Appearance: Dense green buds with nice darker patches in the nugs. Covered in orange hairs and trichomes.
Pack Size: 7.0 grams
Packaged On: June 26, 2024 by Auxly Ottawa Inc.
Bag Appeal
Packed in the standard black mylar bag, this package is simple, including only 1 label on the front of the package. Containing 2 large nugs and 6 medium sized nugs, I was happy with the bud size and squish factor. The nugs were sticky to the touch, and shined nicely with a visible layer of trikes. Boasting a great bud density and packed with a Boost humidity pack, this dried flower oozed terps and delicious scent notes when I broke up and ground the bud for rolling into cannons.
Half Baked Thoughts
This product is a rotating strain of “Exotics” which is great if they can live up to the PROMISE and consistently deliver a high quality exotic product. This is always a tricky value proposition as a consumer having to “TRUST” that the LP will deliver after you invest into an expensive bag (pay first, sight unseen, smoke later). Many brands have come out with great batches in their initial offerings and product roll-outs, but slowly over time the quality in the bag decreases and loyal consumers are left wondering what happen? Bait and switch me once, shame on me. But Bait and switch me twice, shame on you! Only time will tell, but I really hope that Kolab Project takes this challenge seriously and lives up to the expectations!
High There
With that said, I enjoyed the Jelly Breath. It was nice sticky buds, a smooth smoke and most of all, it got me feeling good and high every smoke. I would describe the high as energetic, but chill. I felt good and loose, but not an overly heady high. I felt amped up to get moving and do things.
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