Cookies - 4 Cultivar Flower Pack 4 x 7g Review
When I roll up to the cannabis shop I always ask, “what’s your selection of ounces?”
The ounce format is the optimal pack size when you are living that highbrow life and chain smoking joints. Often shipping in master cases of 6 units, I appreciate retail stores that invest into stocking a decent selection of brands and cultivars in the oz format.
On this particular day, I was lucky as my shop had just received their weekly OCS (Ontario Cannabis Store) order with the new Cookies drop in tow.
Pot Smoking 101:
A cultivar is another term used to denote the strain, with cultivar being more appropriate as it is specific to plant breeding. ie. “What’s your favourite strain bro?”
Tale of the Tape:
Cookies 4 Cultivar Flower Pack - 4 x 7.0 grams - total 28g
Pack Size: 28.0g (1 oz, or 4 x 7.0g quarter oz packs)
Cheetah P
THC: 27.3%
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene
Reeking like piss and exuding those piss terps, this crowd pleaser makes your nose tingle and your legs feel lifted and floaty. With dense and beautiful looking nuts, the cheetah piss was my favourite in the whole pack and smoking a whole 7g was quite a delight. I had smoked this in my previous 1g review, but this was the treat that I deserved.
Taste: piss :) it burns so good. My everything is burning, #LFG
Vibes:
Cake Mix
THC: 23.9%
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
As a fan of cake strains, I was excited to get into this bag. This guy brought the sweetness and it gave a solid high, but it didn’t quite kick my ass like I was hoping for. She doesn’t disappoint, but she isn’t #theone (Jet Li is the #ONE)
Vibes:
Laughing Gas
THC: 27.5%
Terpenes: Limonene, Linalool, Caryophyllene
Strap on the gas mask, and take deep inhales. That’s a situation I fantasize about, having the gas mask strapped to my face and taking the deep hoots I can take to absorb as much of the gas as possible. Those are the moments that give me joy lol.
No multi cultivar 4-pack is complete without a gassy entry. Kudos…
Vibes:
Madrina
THC: 27.7%
Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene
Wafting scents of a sweet fruitiness, the Madrina packs a punch in both terps and effects. It has that deep sweet and fruity note, reminding me of gelato. The Madrina was a surprise favourite for me. It really gave my body a nice airy feeling and it packed a punch to the head and gave me a classic dopey feeling :)
The nugs were big beautiful and solidly dense.
Taste: fruity, citrus, berry, hint of gas
Vibes:
Final Impressions and Over Cookies Multi-Pack POWER RANKINGS:
Cheetah Piss - nothing like that piss, a truly fun strain
Madrina - My new favourite lady
Laughing Gas - strap on the gas mask
Cake Mix - CAKE CAKE CAKE!
Overall, I enjoyed the multi cultivar pack and these variety ounces are awesome. It was great to smoke the cookies strains in a larger format (over 3.5g) and really get to appreciate and get to know each strain.
